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The Archives
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- Morning Routine
Thursday September 13th, 2007 - Quitting Sleeping
Monday December 4th, 2006 - Hardly Working
Friday September 29th, 2006
Day to Day
- Dude, I'm Getting A Dell
Tuesday April 1st, 2008 - A Clean Inbox
Sunday February 10th, 2008 - Bring on the Rain
Monday September 24th, 2007 - Compromised?
Tuesday August 7th, 2007 - Trip to Las Vegas
Thursday August 2nd, 2007 - The Two-Second Rule
Tuesday March 13th, 2007 - My Truck Ate My Tickets
Sunday March 11th, 2007 - Good Morning, Kitty
Thursday January 25th, 2007 - Letter to Brian
Sunday January 7th, 2007 - Winter Vacation
Friday December 22nd, 2006 - No Wii For Me
Thursday December 14th, 2006 - My Personal Productivity Report
Friday November 10th, 2006 - Breakfast
Monday November 6th, 2006 - Missing Nail Clippers
Tuesday October 31st, 2006 - Kudos for Hershey's Syrup
Monday September 25th, 2006 - Good Morning...err...Evening
Thursday September 14th, 2006 - My MySpace
Saturday September 9th, 2006 - A Taco Bell Dinner
Tuesday August 15th, 2006
Hopeless Romanticism
- Who I'd Like To Meet
Thursday January 24th, 2008
Life Tricks
- Disabling Seat Belt Alerts in Ford F150s
Monday April 14th, 2008 - A Little Trick That AT&T Taught Me
Thursday March 29th, 2007
My Comedic Nature
- An Easy Way to Make Static Electricity
Tuesday October 9th, 2007 - Shitted or Shat?
Wednesday June 27th, 2007 - The Cottonelle Puppy Takes A Dive
Sunday June 3rd, 2007 - Today's Headlines
Wednesday November 1st, 2006
Nostalgic Moments
- Origami Fortune Tellers
Tuesday September 11th, 2007 - Fraidy Cat Cartoon
Monday February 19th, 2007 - The Wendy's Girl
Tuesday January 9th, 2007
Poetry
- Angry Conscience
Thursday September 4th, 2008 - A Lonely Road
Tuesday May 20th, 2008 - Christmas Alone
Sunday December 2nd, 2007 - The Perfect Guy
Wednesday October 24th, 2007 - I'm Sorry
Wednesday September 5th, 2007 - Here to Stay
Friday July 13th, 2007 - I Told You So
Sunday July 8th, 2007 - Daddy's Girl
Wednesday February 21st, 2007 - My Bestest Friend
Wednesday December 13th, 2006 - Defeated
Sunday October 15th, 2006 - Misunderstood
Monday June 26th, 2006 - Real Cold Winter
Tuesday November 1st, 2005 - Flashback of the Forgotten Youth
Tuesday October 5th, 2004 - 'Twas the Night Before Frances
Thursday September 30th, 2004 - In Front of Me
Thursday August 26th, 2004 - Mr. Death
Saturday May 8th, 2004 - The Absence
Sunday February 1st, 2004 - Goodnight
Thursday March 13th, 2003 - Our War
Tuesday January 7th, 2003 - The Wish
Monday October 21st, 2002 - The Heart-shaped Riddle
Tuesday September 24th, 2002
Random Thoughts
- The Global Object Model
Sunday March 2nd, 2008 - Alive Again
Monday February 25th, 2008 - Ramen Haiku Revisited
Monday October 29th, 2007 - Ramen Haiku
Monday October 1st, 2007 - A Box of Chocolates?
Tuesday September 18th, 2007 - Learn How to Format Text
Wednesday January 17th, 2007 - Handwriting
Monday December 11th, 2006 - Your Own Disaster
Sunday November 5th, 2006 - Things You Wish You Could Do Again
Tuesday October 24th, 2006
Rants & Raves
- Online Classes
Saturday July 19th, 2008 - First Dates Gone Awry
Friday July 18th, 2008 - Negativity in the Workplace
Thursday July 17th, 2008 - Four Dollar Gas Rocks
Sunday July 6th, 2008 - Sure, Leave Me A Voicemail
Wednesday May 28th, 2008 - Advisor Versus Adviser
Tuesday January 22nd, 2008 - My Interpretation of Communication
Wednesday September 19th, 2007 - Stupid Questions, Stupider People
Tuesday May 29th, 2007 - Stupid Laws
Thursday May 3rd, 2007 - Public School Vs. Charter School
Wednesday March 21st, 2007
Recipes
- Awesome Pico De Gallo
Saturday November 17th, 2007 - The Best Iced Tea Ever
Tuesday February 20th, 2007