The Thoughts of Cory LaViska

I've come to the conclusion that the Nintendo Wii might be a little too intense for me. I don't own one, nor have I had even the slightest desire to obtain one. Today, I was reaffirmed that my decision to remain a virgin to the Wii was a good one. Introducing wiihaveaproblem.com. From the homepage:

Wii have a problem is a blog focused on bringing you the latest trend in gaming violence. That of damage caused by window lickers who should not be participating in activity of any form...yet own a Wii. Why? Because we're fanboys that's why.

Brilliant...cataloging rambunctious video gamers who proudly admit their self-inflicted idiocies to the world. Why didn't I think of that?