Morning routine

Hey there! This post was written in 2007, so it may contain information that is no longer accurate or thoughts that no longer reflect how I feel. As human beings, we're constantly learning and bettering ourselves through experiences and interactions with the world and each other.

I keep posts like this around for historical purposes and to prevent link rot, so please keep this in mind as you're reading.

— Cory

Hypothesis #

Much thought and experimentation has been accomplished in an effort to develop the following theory. For the sake of simplicity, I've converted my findings into an easy to understand mathematical formula:

Staying up late

• Waking up early
• Dressing Self
  ====================
  Fashion Disaster

Experimentation #

The evidence is clear as day given the fact that both of the following days proceeded 2:00am bedtimes and 7:00am risings:

• Last week: Realized, while at work, that underwear were on backwards
• This week: Realized, after getting home from work, that undershirt was on inside-out
• Next Week: [insert random fashion error here]

Conclusion #

I'm not sure whether these are symptoms of regression or senility, or if my inability to be coherent before noon has finally caught up to me. It looks like I'll have to start double checking all my undergarments before I leave every morning.

Weird. This was never a problem before :-\