Sure, leave me a voicemail
Hey there! This post was written in 2008, so it may contain information that is no longer accurate or thoughts that no longer reflect how I feel. As human beings, we're constantly learning and bettering ourselves through experiences and interactions with the world and each other.
I keep posts like this around for historical purposes and to prevent link rot, so please keep this in mind as you're reading.
— Cory
I used to hate when people would call my phone and leave a voicemail message telling me to call them. First off, I know you called. It said so when I pressed ‘ignore'. Second, it's kind of a no-brainer that, when someone calls, you call them back. Lastly, I really don't care anymore anyways because I have Visual Voicemail, which means I can delete your message without even having to hear it.
So go ahead, leave a message. It's not my time you're wasting. (Note: rant does not apply to informative, interesting, or otherwise useful messages.)